Hypocrisy in Action

Hello Internet and welcome again to the number one threat against the Obama administration. As you know, last week His Majesty gave us a press conference about his first 100 days in office. I took notes. Of course I had to wait, because contrary to popular belief, revenge is not, in fact, served ice cold. Now without further ado, we begin.



Big Brother started off by discussing the topic on every one's mind and in every one's lungs. H1N1 influenza, type A, more commonly referred to as the swine flu. He then proceeded to talk about how he's added another $1.5 billion to his stimulus bill for a vaccine or cure for the swine flu virus. He says "This budget builds on the steps we've taken over the last 100 days to move this economy from recession to recovery and ultimately to prosperity." I don't think an extra 1.5 billion to take care of swine flu will "move [the] economy" to "recovery and... prosperity." If anything, it'll set up more work for the Republicans to do in 2016. Then he went on with more of his Obama (TM) brand propaganda.



Now to the part that we all love to watch. Obama was asked many questions about many topics, but these are the topics I'm choosing to cover.



Auto Dealers: Obama is "more hopeful than he was 30 days ago" 30 days ago, I was hopeful he'd let them go bankrupt 70 days beforehand. Instead he spent billions of dollars to try to keep them from going bankrupt only to let them go bankrupt 100 days and $700 billion later. Also, in response to his socialism, his federal government is "providing as much assistance... to ensure people are landing back on their feet." Could mean nothing, could mean everything.

Torture/Water boarding: "Water boarding violates our ideals." ~B. Hussein Obama 30 Apr 09
I seem to recall our country being built on a little something I like to call Democracy, and your Socialism violates that, now doesn't it. But I guess it's irrelevant if the President does it. Just ask Richard Nixon.
Big Brother made this statement in his defense of shutting down Gitmo and ending enhanced interrogation. He also states we "could've gotten the information in other ways." Being the skeptic I am, I must ask... What other ways Your Majesty? He then goes on to compare us to WWII-Britain and how they didn't resort to torture and other methods to speed up the interrogation. Now you may be king and you are a socialist, but we are not Britain.He states that by not using torture we can "shut down these [Al-Qaeda] networks." What he fails to see is we are a country of results. Torture gets results. Period. In conclusion of this segment, Mr. Obama poses the question that--with torture--"Are we safer?" The anser, Your Majesty, is Yes.

Pakistan: Big Brother made clear in this question "that the civilian government [in Pakistan] is very fragile," and yet we are pulling out of Iraq because it is a lost cause, despite how unstable the system is? This section was relatively unimportant with the exception of that and his further proof of Socialism. He wants to "help Pakistan help Pakistanis." Just saying.

Immigration Reforms: The final important point of the night was immigration reformation. To this I pose the following question... How about we build a wall? In fact: How about we hire illegal immigrants to build a wall. Yet again, B.B. states his Socialism by blaming the big, bad, business owner for all of the poor little illegals list of troubles. Finally, Obama poses the question, yet again "How can we strengthen our borders?" To which, I repeat. Big... Wall...

That's my two cents worth, for free. Get it before Obama puts a government regulation on facts.

Going Red* for Earth Day

Well, April 22nd, better known to the masses as "Earth Day," yet another useless holiday invented by our Liberal oppressors up on Capitol Hill to protect an environment that doesn't need saving. Since I'm feeling particularly intolerant, I'm going to speak out on our flawless leader

Well, so far the only productive thing His Majesty has done is guess the right team in the NCAA bracket, and even that angers me, because I personally was rooting for A&M. Regardless, Big Brother still has done nothing of worth to fix any of the issues facing our great nation. He has since worsened the economy, made America a foreign affairs laughingstock, promoted tax evasionism and done nothing to prevent the Communist uprising. Oh wait! He's leading the aforementioned uprising.

Well, that's my two cents. Remember folks: Waste paper, guzzle gas, and lots of hairspray.

*Red is the opposite of green on the color wheel.

Illegal Ignorance

I've noticed that especially in America, people will follow anything without proper knowledge. Everyone is guilty of it at one point, and no one can say that they're not. It's an unfortunate fact. Even I am not scared to admit I was guilty of it on both sides of the spectrum. For example, for about a month and a half in the second quarter of 2008, I was a fervent Obama supporter. Did I know his policies? No. Did I bother to look at them? Not for a while. Why did I like him? He was charismatic. Same reason 53% of America supported him1 . Then, after I checked his policies, saw that I didn't like what was going on, I hopped on the McTrain. Why? Because he wasn't Obama. I will admit, I never bothered to check his policies either. So why all this ignorance?

Ignorance has been nothing but a virus and corruption upon modern society, but even many of the major news networks fail to give us the informational nutrition we need. What, with NBC broadcasting such knowledgeable tributes to our society as Judge Judy or ABC shoving us in brain tanks with broadcasts such as Live with Regis and Kelly. So with all these cheap thrills and shenanigans, why bother with real news? All that stuff's depressing anyways.

If people would actually bother to check their facts and find reason for their support, whether leaning Republican or Democrat or even third party, this nation would be much better.

Citations:

1: CNN Election Results

Why We Can't "All Just Get Along"

Well, I've decided to start this whole "blogging" deal again, and I think I'm gonna start it off with something simple.

I love how people can go around saying stuff like "why can't we all just get along?" and "give peace a chance" and think that us all getting along or peace happening is just gonna happen. They don't see the sort of effort that goes into "giving peace a chance." People don't realize that some groups of people can't share the same space of land, even as big as the Earth. For example *(NOTE: I am not making racist remarks. I know that there is a norm, and then there is the group that I am referring to. All race card remarks will be deleted without warning or second check.)* there is a certain group of Arabs all the way across the world who are born to kill Americans. They are raised to kill Americans. They give their lives to kill Americans. No matter how much we talk to them, or appease them, or try to learn what causes this drive, we will never change their nature. Americans and these Muslims CANNOT live on the same planet ever, because they simply won't accept us and we simply can't change them and those are the facts of life. That is why we can't all just get along.