Well, April 22nd, better known to the masses as "Earth Day," yet another useless holiday invented by our Liberal oppressors up on Capitol Hill to protect an environment that doesn't need saving. Since I'm feeling particularly intolerant, I'm going to speak out on our flawless leader
Well, so far the only productive thing His Majesty has done is guess the right team in the NCAA bracket, and even that angers me, because I personally was rooting for A&M. Regardless, Big Brother still has done nothing of worth to fix any of the issues facing our great nation. He has since worsened the economy, made America a foreign affairs laughingstock, promoted tax evasionism and done nothing to prevent the Communist uprising. Oh wait! He's leading the aforementioned uprising.
Well, that's my two cents. Remember folks: Waste paper, guzzle gas, and lots of hairspray.
*Red is the opposite of green on the color wheel.
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It pleases me to be the first to comment on your new blog.
ReplyDeleteI like what you have said here, however you best be watching over your shoulder for the Thought Police. (Ask your dad to loan you his audiobook of 1984.)
I have wasted paper, and guzzled gas today, I don't use hairspray unfortunately. How about if I drive with the heater on and the windows open?
Ooooh, until I noticed the footnote at the bottom I thought you were going Communist for earth day or something :P
ReplyDeleteMaybe more Earth Day has more communist links than you knew!
ReplyDeleteBack in 1970, Earth Day was a grassroots hippie event. The organizers chose April 22 – which just “happens” to be the birthday of their Soviet Communist hero, Lenin:
“One of the self-identified ‘founders’ of Earth Day, Bay Area activist John McConnell, has written that in 1969 he proposed to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors a new holiday to be called Earth Day on the first day of spring, the Equinox, around March 21. But, he writes, in 1970 local anti-Vietnam War and Environmental Teach-in activists 'who were planning a one-time event for April 22, also decided to call their event Earth Day.'
“And what was this unnamed ‘one-time event’ in 1970? It was the 100th birthday celebration for Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, known to history as Lenin...”
http://www.examiner.com/x-722-Conservative-Politics-Examiner~y2009m4d21-Earth-Day-founder-murdered-his-girlfriend
Global warming is a real occuring event that we must help stop. If you just waste our resources and use chlorofluorocarbons (CFC's) to destroy our ozone layer, how will you feel when the poor marine life in the polar cap regions lose their habitats?! How would you like to live in a world that is covered in trash that is dangerous for animals and flora life. You are so ignorant to think that our world will last forever and that you can use CFC's, burn gasoline that creates carbon that pollutes our air, and fail to recycle trash that could be used again to help protect our envorinment while some people want a beautiful green (not the opposite as you stated in your blog) world that you, if I may bluntly say, trash up. Instead of your wasteful attitude and ignorance, we should be studying ways to become a more GREEN nation and preserve our environment. Obama will help us do this with his wonderful new policies and will help inform the ignorant, such as yourself. Frankly fuck you.
ReplyDeleteChristine (the Liberal)