Hypocrisy in Action

Hello Internet and welcome again to the number one threat against the Obama administration. As you know, last week His Majesty gave us a press conference about his first 100 days in office. I took notes. Of course I had to wait, because contrary to popular belief, revenge is not, in fact, served ice cold. Now without further ado, we begin.



Big Brother started off by discussing the topic on every one's mind and in every one's lungs. H1N1 influenza, type A, more commonly referred to as the swine flu. He then proceeded to talk about how he's added another $1.5 billion to his stimulus bill for a vaccine or cure for the swine flu virus. He says "This budget builds on the steps we've taken over the last 100 days to move this economy from recession to recovery and ultimately to prosperity." I don't think an extra 1.5 billion to take care of swine flu will "move [the] economy" to "recovery and... prosperity." If anything, it'll set up more work for the Republicans to do in 2016. Then he went on with more of his Obama (TM) brand propaganda.



Now to the part that we all love to watch. Obama was asked many questions about many topics, but these are the topics I'm choosing to cover.



Auto Dealers: Obama is "more hopeful than he was 30 days ago" 30 days ago, I was hopeful he'd let them go bankrupt 70 days beforehand. Instead he spent billions of dollars to try to keep them from going bankrupt only to let them go bankrupt 100 days and $700 billion later. Also, in response to his socialism, his federal government is "providing as much assistance... to ensure people are landing back on their feet." Could mean nothing, could mean everything.

Torture/Water boarding: "Water boarding violates our ideals." ~B. Hussein Obama 30 Apr 09
I seem to recall our country being built on a little something I like to call Democracy, and your Socialism violates that, now doesn't it. But I guess it's irrelevant if the President does it. Just ask Richard Nixon.
Big Brother made this statement in his defense of shutting down Gitmo and ending enhanced interrogation. He also states we "could've gotten the information in other ways." Being the skeptic I am, I must ask... What other ways Your Majesty? He then goes on to compare us to WWII-Britain and how they didn't resort to torture and other methods to speed up the interrogation. Now you may be king and you are a socialist, but we are not Britain.He states that by not using torture we can "shut down these [Al-Qaeda] networks." What he fails to see is we are a country of results. Torture gets results. Period. In conclusion of this segment, Mr. Obama poses the question that--with torture--"Are we safer?" The anser, Your Majesty, is Yes.

Pakistan: Big Brother made clear in this question "that the civilian government [in Pakistan] is very fragile," and yet we are pulling out of Iraq because it is a lost cause, despite how unstable the system is? This section was relatively unimportant with the exception of that and his further proof of Socialism. He wants to "help Pakistan help Pakistanis." Just saying.

Immigration Reforms: The final important point of the night was immigration reformation. To this I pose the following question... How about we build a wall? In fact: How about we hire illegal immigrants to build a wall. Yet again, B.B. states his Socialism by blaming the big, bad, business owner for all of the poor little illegals list of troubles. Finally, Obama poses the question, yet again "How can we strengthen our borders?" To which, I repeat. Big... Wall...

That's my two cents worth, for free. Get it before Obama puts a government regulation on facts.